IF U PUT UR EAR TO A SEASHELL U CAN HEAR THE OCEAN, IF U PUT UR EAR TO A HERMIT CRAB SHELL U CAN HEAR A TINY CRUSTACEAN CRAWLING INTO UR BODY AND TAKING CONTROL
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what is the trendiest part of the body
the hip
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If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
Hey John. Do this.
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i feel like Raven Symone and all the other actors from That’s So Raven should do a reunion episode just because That’s So Raven is fucking perfect
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Pointers In Life With Raven Baxter
When on a first date, always be prepared for anything.
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